Key events
Newcastle 1-1 Tottenham (Burn OG 56)
It was coming! Maddison cuts in from the left, inside the box, and his shot is straight at Pope. The goalkeeper should probably hold on but parries it to his left, where Brennan Johnson flings himself to get an effort on goal. Pope gets a hand on it, but Burn, trying to clean up the mess, diverts the save into the net.
53 min: Oh dear. Johnsonâs ball from the right is deflected, looping high into the air as Odobert rushes in at the far post ⦠but he knees it wide from close range. A header wouldâve been more likely to produce an equaliser for Tottenham.
51 min: Odobert slides in a fine ball from the left wing for Udogie, venturing into a centre-forward position (as you do), but heâs offside.
49 min: Spurs work it around Newcastleâs box, searching for any gap. Bissouma loses the ball to the onrushing Gordon but he has no support to make something of it.
47 min: Porro shows real stubbornness to drive inside and play a fine ball across the six-yard box but he canât find a Spurs shirt to nail the finish.
46 min: A tidy link-up between Son and Kulusevski â playing through middle while Johnson and Odobert occupy the wings â results in a blocked shot from the Swede.
The players are making their way back out. Ange decides to shake things up: Brennan Johnson is entering the game, replacing Pape Sarr.
More book discussion â Iâm really enjoying it â this time from Stephen Walker.
âFingers crossed for the new Murakami â 1Q84 was his last really good one for me but Iâll be reading his next one as soon as possible hoping for a return to form.
âThe only book Iâve read this year that I have really liked is Martyr by Kaveh Akbar â very good â you will not be disappointed.â
And a hello to Joe Pearson, who wrote this before Harvey Barnes slotted in:
âWhile we wait for the goals to pour in (I may have placed a wager on the over), my book recommendation is âBabel: Or the Necessity of Violenceâ by R.F. Kuang, a fascinating alternate history of 1830âs England. Brilliant.â
Back to the correspondence. Hereâs Kári Tulinius:
âI share Maxime Doneauxâs nostalgia for dribbling, and fear that the modern game doesnât allow players that freedom. Jack Grealish comes to mind as a natural entertainer whoâs had the fun excised. Only a handful of superstars are still allowed to make the audience laugh with their skill, e.g. Mbappé, Dembelé and Yamal, but theyâre rare.
âOh, and if Karen Asad is waiting for the new Murakami, she could do worse than the delightful â thereâs even a football connection â There Is No Such Thing as an Easy Job, by Kikuko Tsumara, whoâs half-way between Murakami and another Japanese great, YÅ«ko Tsushima.â
HALF-TIME: Newcastle 1-0 Tottenham
Itâs been hyper-active, with Spurs looking the better side for most of it, lacing in shot after shot ⦠but Newcastle are in front after a delicate finish from the impressive Harvey Barnes. This gameâs got legs.
45+4 min: Isak hold the ball up brilliantly before switching it to Livramento on the right, who dinks in a return cross ⦠Vicario leaps high to collect.
45+2 min: A free-kick for Spurs is whipped into the box from the right by Porro, but there doesnât seem to be a target man for any of their set-pieces at the moment. Dominic Solanke is missed.
45+1 min: Itâs attack versus defence as Spurs camp inside Newcastleâs half. A ball goes into the box for Maddison to get a head on ⦠but he doesnât have the height to direct it at goal.
45 min: Weâll have five minutes of extra time.
44 min: Newcastleâs high-press nearly leads to some bother for Spurs, but the visitors recover after a couple of slip-ups.
42 min: Maddison plays it on the carpet to Kulusevski inside the box, but the rehearsed set-piece is quickly interrupted by Newcastleâs defence.
41 min: Udogie tries to drive into the box but is founded by Longstaff, who gets a yellow for his efforts. Maddison will look to whip a ball into the middle from the left â¦
40 min: The Newcastle support find their voice, Spurs pass it around in midfield, hoping to silence them.
GOAL! Newcastle 1-0 Tottenham (Barnes 37)
The free-kick is cleared away but Newcastle work it down the left, with a terrific cut-back cross from Llloyd Kelly finding Harvey Barnes, arriving into the box, who guides the ball in with a fine side-footed finish. Itâs very much against the run of play.
36 min: Udogie takes down Livramento out on Newcastleâs right, providing the hosts with a free-kick. Gordon will be the man to swing in the cross â¦
34 min: Oooh, not a great challenge from Sarr in midfield. He finds Lloyd Kellyâs shin with a 50-50 challenge. Itâs a straightforward yellow for the Spurs midfielder.
32 min: Vicario pats Anthony Gordonâs inswinging delivery away â the keeperâs not looking entirely convincing from set-pieces. Spurs then have a corner themselves, worked brilliantly to Porro for a strike from the edge of the box ⦠but he canât beat the bodies crowded in front of goal.
31 min: Spurs lose the ball in midfield and Isak twists and turns on the left, eventually winning Newcastle a corner.
29 min: Maddison drives the ball in but itâs cleared away. Porro has a strike from range ⦠but it travels over.
28 min: Kelly gets a yellow for pulling Son down after the Tottenham forward pulls off a nutmeg on the left. Free-kick for Spurs, with Maddison looking to curl it into the mix â¦
27 min: Spurs are peppering the Newcastle goal now, with Sarr trying to curl the ball into the top right corner. Pope pushes it out for a corner â¦
26 min: Kulusevski wants to have a go from the edge of the box, shifting the ball on to his vicious left foot ⦠but Krafth gets in the way. Spurs are starting to threaten, with Son causing trouble on the left.
25 min: Son lays off the ball for Sarr to hit from about 20 yards, but the low, stinging shot is easily bunted away by Nick Pope.
23 min: Joelinton tries to jink his way down the right wing but is dispossessed. Spurs break forward, switching the play, Odobert runs at Lloyd Kelly and gets a shot away ⦠but itâs way off target.
21 min: Darren Bond puts on the orange top to become an assistant referee ⦠and play resumes.
18 min: Thereâs a stoppage. Apparently the assistant ref running the line has got a physical problem; heâs going to become the fourth official.
16 min: Kelly gets a head on Gordonâs fine delivery ⦠but it travels over the bar.
15 min: Romero slides in to cut out a ball down the Newcastle right wing. Corner for the hosts ⦠Krafth shoots after a tame punch from Vicario, the ball going out for another corner â¦
14 min: Son dances down the left for Spurs and whips in a lovely, low, curling ball ⦠but he canât find anyone on the end of it.
13 min: This is end-to-end stuff, with the flag going up to end Newcastleâs venture forward. Barnes is looking particularly lively on the left.
11 min: Disallowed goal! Spurs take a corner short, with Porro eventually whipping the ball in from the right. Romero heads in ⦠but the flag is up for offside, Newcastleâs defence getting their line right.
10 min: Odobert tales a lovely first touch on the right from a dinked ball forward, but Kulusevski, who was in an offside position, gets in the way to stop the Tottenham attack.
9 min: Nearly an opener for Newcastle. Gordon finds Barnes on the left, who takes on Porro. The left-winger cuts in with his right foot, curling just wide as he looked to find the top corner.
7 min: The offside flag goes up for James Maddison out on Spursâ right wing.
5 min: The corner goes in and out, but Newcastle continue to threaten ⦠and Isak strikes the bar! He nicked the ball off Son Heung-Min by the corner flag and then dinked the ball in from the right wing, nearly catching out Vicario with an audacious chip.
4 min: Barnes sprints through on the left, looking to get on the end of a through ball ⦠but Dragusin gets in the sliding interception. Corner for Newcastle.
2 min: Spursâ midfield knock it around, getting a feel for proceedings.
1 min: Bruno is in some early bother after Kulusevski takes him down by the halfway line. He gets up to take the free-kick which Dan Burn flicks in to the box, but Alexander Isak canât take the ball down and get a shot away.
Peep!
Off we go. Newcastle kick off in their usual black-and-white stripes. Spurs are in blue.
The teams are out there, ready to get going. Sort your snacks and drink.
An astute observation from Justin Perry.
âIâm guessing thatâs itâs not an entirely healthy look for a team (like Newcastle) to have so few numbers under 12 on the backs of their players in the pitch. Or maybe thatâs very old fashioned.
âI suspect thereâs a limited number of superstars who are happy to pitch up and get a random squad number in the twenties or thirties…â
An introspective email in from Maxime Doneux. âWith players in recent years spending almost as much time in the gym as on the training pitch, it feels like some of the more aesthetic players are being replaced by industrious super-athletes. Weâve got fewer Jay-Jay Okochas and Eden Hazards, pulling out tricks such as the flip flap, roulette, or even simply the nutmeg.
âWhich player starting today do you think still embodies the more artistic style of the game?â
Iâll throw this out to the rest of the readers. Heâs obviously a machine, too â and not playing today â but thereâs plenty of aesthetic pleasure to take from the way Kevin De Bruyne strikes the ball. From todayâs 22 players, James Maddison has some artistic flourishes to his work.
Ange Postecoglou says Micky van de Ven wasnât 100% despite training in the week and he was keen to give Dragusin a go. Pape Sarr is in to provide some ârunning power in midfieldâ.
A warm hello and thank you to Gary Naylor. âWhile youâre waiting for the new Murakami, I can recommend Burning and Drive My Car, two film adaptations of his short stories. Iâve seen both four times and they gave more on each viewing.â
Back to the football for a second: hereâs Eddie Howe, with a tiny violin playing in the background.
Iâm not going to sit here and say itâs been a brilliant window. We havenât had the window we wanted, thereâs no denying that. I think when PIF [Saudi Arabiaâs Public Investment Fund, Newcastleâs majority owners] took over, the landscape was different. A lot has changed in terms of PSR and our need to comply with the rules to prevent a points deduction.
That impacts the ability to progress the club as quickly as maybe they wanted to. I donât think the dream dies necessarily, it just takes longer. We have got to build our revenue streams, bring more money into the club. This is the biggest thing we need to focus on in the next 10 years. Whether Iâm [going to be] lucky enough to see any of that, who knows. The dream is not over, it is just going to take a lot, lot, longer.
âI can recommend you to, like me, wait for latest Murakamiâs English translation to hit the stores in November,â writes Karen Asad. âThere you asked for it. Draw would be the most likely result; yet it could go either way.â
Thanks, Karen. Iâm currently making my way through Booker Prize winners. Hereâs one for you: I just finished the haunting, stunning Prophet Song by Paul Lynch.
LIVE SPORTS EVERYWHERE! Some other stuff going on if you donât want to hang out with me.
So thereâs one change for Newcastle from the side that drew against Bournemouth last week: Harvey Barnes comes in for Jacob Murphy. Spurs have two changes from their win over Everton: Micky van de Ven is out, Radu Dragusin is in. Brennan Johnson drops to the bench, with Pape Sarr into the XI.
The teams
Hereâs how weâre looking â¦
Newcastle: Pope, Livramento, Krafth, Burn, Kelly, Longstaff, Bruno Guimarães, Joelinton, Barnes, Isak, Gordon
Subs: Alex Murphy, Almirón, Jacob Murphy, Hall, Osula, Targett, Tonali, Trippier, Dubravka
Tottenham: Vicario, Porro, Romero, Dragusin, Udogie, Sarr, Bissouma, Maddison, Kulusevski, Heung-Min, Odobert
Subs: Devine, Davies, Bentancur, Spence, Johnson, Werner, Bergvall,
Gray, Forster
Preamble
Hello, hello, hello and welcome to coverage of Spursâ trip to the north east. Both sides reside on four points after two matches but itâs the visitors who have had more fun this season, having put four (!) past Everton last weekend. Newcastle are still waiting to fire, perhaps still moping by the bedroom window over their failed pursuit of Crystal Palaceâs Marc Guéhi. Crack open a tub of ice cream, put on When Harry Met Sally and just get over it, folks.
The good news for the hosts? Theyâve had a great time against Spurs at home over the last couple of seasons. In April it was a 4-0 win for Newcastle at St Jamesâ Park, the year before it was a 6-1 rout, Alexander Isak bagging a brace on both occasions. Heâs still waiting to open his account this term; today feels like the day for it.
Iâll be here to keep you company all the way through. Feel free to share your thoughts/queries/wisdom/darkest secrets/unpublished poetry/book recommendations by dropping me an email.