Key events
45+3 min Two Spurs bookings for the price of one. Jarred Gillett played the advantage when Van de Ven wiped out Trossard, then booked Kulusevski for fouling Jorginho. Spurs are complaining but, while itâs all a bit ugly, they both looked fair enough by modern standards.
45+1 min: Chance for Johnson! Kulusevski wins the ball 25 yards from goal, rumbles forward and plays the ball to his right for Johnson. He has to take the shot first time, which is slightly awkward as it rolls across his body, and he slashes it over the bar. Still a pretty good chance.
45 min Three minutes of added time.
44 min Spurs break really well, giving Arsenal a taste of their own. Eventually Johnson runs into the area and drives a low shot that deflects behind off Timber. Good defending.
43 min âAs Frank Zappa put it in one of his lyrics: âI figure the odds be 50-50 that the game ends with 22 men on the fieldâ,â writes Charles Antaki. âI may have imagined the second clause, but Frank was a clever chap and I wouldnât have put it past him to predict events in derby game 35 years down the line.â
This recent spurt of yellow cards is interesting. Anthony Taylor got a lot of stick for last nightâs record-breaking game at Bournemouth, but ultimately the problem stems from a culture in which players try to cheat literally thousands of times in every game. Itâs far too easy to blame the referees, especially when the law gives them no choice.
41 min Saka again declines to swing a corner under the crossbar. Very strange. It almost pays off when Martinelli wriggles away from two defenders, but Udogie comes across to challenge.
38 min Vicario is booked for instigating a row with Timber. Not sure how that works â isnât VAR only for red cards – but anyway.
I can see why Timberâs yellow card wasnât upgraded, as there wasnât that much force as his foot slipped off the ball and into Porroâs achilles. In previous seasons he might have been sent off.
37 min Timberâs tackle wasnât great: he put his studs on the ball, which then plunged into Porroâs leg. We have seen players sent off for things like that, though on this occasion the yellow card has been upheld.
36 min Timber fouled Porro, for which he was booked, and then half the players got involved in a shoving match. VAR are checking to see whether anyone raised their hands.
35 min: Itâs kickng off!
35 min For reasons best known to himself, Saka takes a short corner that is cut out. No idea why he didnât waft it under the crossbar to test Vicario.
34 min Timber again makes a good run into the area, this time to win a corner. Martinelliâs inswinger scrapes the fist of Vicario, flailing more in hope than expectation, and goes behind for another on the far side.
32 min Bentancur is booked for a common-or-garden foul on Havertz. âOnce you start giving yellow cards for that,â says Gary Neville, âyou cause yourself problems â especially with this atmosphere.â
32 min Now Spurs are having a decent spell. There are a few grumbles when Timber wrestles Johnson away from a cross from the left, but there wasnât enough for a penalty.
31 min âThe pass to Saka seemed pretty obvious,â says Sean Orlowicz. âHow does a professional not look up and realize they have a two on none? I fear he is purely average with elite speed. Hope Arsenal can sell him for £40m before everyone realises how limited he is.â
It always looks obvious on TV, no? I reckon maybe 7/10 elite players in Martinelliâs position would have had a shot.
29 min: Solanke goes close Maddison, on the left edge of the area, floats a cross towards the far post, where Solanke does brilliantly to muscle Gabriel aside and loops a header back across goal. Raya scrambles to his right, fearing the worst, and the ball swerves just wide. That was a really good effort because there was no pace on the cross.
28 min âHereâs my question(s),â says Joe Pearson. âIf Arsenalâs home kit had too much white in the jersey to be used, doesnât the away kit have too much black in the shorts? Or is the jersey the only thing that matters? This is all quite silly.â
27 min Udogie is booked for a foul, I think on Saka. The pace is breathless and itâs hard to keep up.
24 min âAm I seeing things, did Romero not wilfully handle that Havertz header on the goal line?â says Alex Whitney. âCommentators didnât even mention it, but from two replays looked the case to me.â
It definitely hit his arm but Iâll be amazed if it was deliberate.
23 min Arsenal are starting to create chances. A corner is half cleared to Trossard, who whistles a shot from 20 yards that is blocked. Moments later, Havertzâs looping header is saved fairly comfortably by Vicario.
22 min Raya drops a high ball under pressure from Solanke, who is penalised. Interesting. I think it was a foul, albeit soft. Raya almost dropped the ball into his own net. âIt was hardly Nat Lofthouse,â says Peter Drury on Sky.
20 min Itâs a fascinating game, and the last few minutes will give Arsenal plenty of encouragement that their rope-a-dope tactics are going to pay off.
19 min: Chance for Martinelli! An even better chance for Arsenal. Martinelli gets away from Porro again, this time to run through on goal. Van de Ven comes across so he takes the shot early from about 15 yards. Itâs a tame curling effort, way too close to Vicario.
In hindsight â easy to say, I know â he should have tried to find Saka on the far side.
18 min: Chance for Havertz! Martinelli roasts Porro and stands up an excellent cross to the far post. Havertz powers a header back across goal that is clawed away superbly by Vicario, who had to change direction and dive to his right. He pushed the ball against the arm of Romero, who about a yard away. Arsenal appealed for a penalty but VAR quickly checkcompleted it.
17 min Trossard feeds a good pass into Timber in the area. He cuts away from a defender and cracks a low shot that is well blocked by Romero.
15 min Saliba is booked for delaying a restart. When a foul was giving to Spurs, he picked the ball up and ran a few yards with it. File under LOTL, although Arsenalâs coaching staff look entirely unimpressed.
15 min: Chance for Solanke! Spurs win the ball high up the field, with the ball ricocheting square to Solanke on the edge of the area. He takes too long to get the ball out of his feet and Saliba dispossesses him. Ideally that would have been a touch and hit.
14 min As Gary Neville observes on Sky Sports, Arsenal are taking their time whenever the ball goes dead, trying to draw some of the sting from the game. They have been less uncomfortable in the last five minutes or so.
12 min Passing accuracy so far: Spurs 92 per cent, Arsenal 67. Has Mikel Arteta taken Arsenal as far as he can?
11 min Itâs not his best free-kick and Saliba (I think) clears.
10 min Son is fouled by White on the left wing. Maddison will take the free-kickâ¦
8 min Now Kulusevski has a shot desperately blocked. Spurs are all over Arsenal like a cheap cliche.
7 min Kulusevskiâs corner is half cleared and given back to him on the right. He curls a wicked inswinging cross that beats everyone at the near post, bounces awkwardly and is clawed away by Raya, diving to his right. He did really well because he couldnât react until the ball had gone past everyone in the middle.
6 min Spurs are really dominating the ball. Although we know Arsenal can play exhilarating football, this already has a feeling of romance versus pragmatism.
5 min: Good save by Raya! Solanke combines nicely with Son on the left. Sonâs cutback is met first time by Kulusevski, whose shot is pushed round the near post by Raya. Pretty good save and a lovely move.
3 min Spurs are starting to get on the ball, as is their wont. It looks Arsenal are playing with a box midfield, certainly without the ball: Partey and Jorginho, Havertz and Trossard.
2 min Sakaâs corner is cleared. As you probably remember, Arsenal scored twice from set pieces on this ground last season.
1 min Peep peep! Arsenal kick off from left to right and we watch, and win a corner after 20 seconds.
Itâs kicking off!
âIâve been a Spurs fan for over fifty years,â writes Jim Denvir, âever since Pat Jennings came to visit my primary school soon after I started there in the mid seventies. My dad didnât like football and hated crowds but gamely took me to a few matches when I was a kid. Probably the most memorable was a 3-0 win over Ajax in the Uefa Cup which included a sumptuous goal from Ossie.
âI moved to America nearly 30 years ago. Iâve finally reached a point in my career where I travel frequently enough back to England and am fortunate enough to pay for membership, so I do now get to go to a couple of games each season. My wife was invited to present at a conference in Italy and weâd already decided to come to London and catch up with friends and family this weekend. This was all arranged before this seasonâs fixture list was announced but here we are.
âThe atmosphere here is incredible. Yes, football has become commercialised and sanitised, and much of that is good though some of it is bad. But there is still nothing to beat this feeling of tribalism and the sense that anything could happen in the next 90 minutes. When âOh when the Spursâ broke out at the bar in the south stand an hour before kick off, I genuinely had goosebumps. Just minutes to kickoff now. COYS.â
Here come the teams, with Arsenal wearing their black away kit. The atmosphere is spectacular.
A reminder of the teams
Tottenham Hotspur (4-1-2-3) Vicario; Porro, Romero, van de Ven, Udogie; Bentancur; Kulusevski, Maddison; Johnson, Solanke, Son.
Subs: Forster, Dragusin, Gray, Bergvall, Werner, Spence, Odobert, Sarr, Davies.
Arsenal (possible 4-1-2-3) Raya; White, Saliba, Gabriel, Timber; Jorginho;
Partey, Trossard; Saka, Havertz, Martinelli.
Subs: Neto, Gabriel Jesus, Kiwior, Sterling, Lewis-Skelly, Nwaneri, Kacurri,
Kabia, Heaven.
Referee Jarred Gillett.
From the archive
No Declan Rice = no problem for Arsenal, at least when the ball is dead.
âMikel Arteta seemed blessed with the ability to use key players throughout last season, enabling them to get closer to old âtwo-full-first-teamsâ in sky blue,â says Bill Hargreaves. âToday will be a test. I still canât say Tottenham without putting an âingâ in the middle as dear old Ossie used to.â
This game does feel particularly hard to call, even more so with that ultra-attacking Spurs XI. But Iâm paid the small bucks to stick my neck out, so Iâm telling you now: the result will be between 5-0 and 0-5.
Big Ange: not for turning
This is a charming interview with Bukayo Saka.
Some weeks are bigger than others. In the next eight days Arsenal will play away to Spurs, Atalanta and the Erling Haaland team.
This is an excellent point from David Howell
âThe other thing, with this being only September, is that we donât know yet whether this title race is a normal one, or one where lawyers and assorted other professional interpreters of accountancy Numberwang will forcibly remove Manchester City from the equation.
âAll the other teams are jostling for position in a peloton that may or may not have a sky blue breakaway to chase down. This is Schrödingerâs Table until that particular case is closed; there is indeed a huge day in the title race this week, but itâs not today. Itâs tomorrow.â
Jonathan Liew sticks his thermometer up North London
Iâm the only Spurs in here,â calls the landlady, a jolly woman of middle years called Tina. As you can imagine, running a Spurs pub on derby day is not a job for the meek. The Coach & Horses will be packed to overfilling, security hired to keep order, as well as to enforce the rule on no visiting fans.
But what about the rest of the time? What if an Arsenal fan â known pejoratively in these parts as a âGoonerâ â were to stray over the threshold? Would they simply be turfed out? Or would a more exemplary punishment be demanded? âOh, that ruleâs just for match days,â Tina explains. âWe get Arsenal fans in here all the time. Thereâs one over there. Sheâs my daughter.
The final score is Tottenham Hotspur 9-1 Arsenal. Sort of.
Team news: Van de Ven and Solanke return, Trossard starts
Great news for Spurs: Micky van de Ven and Dominic Solanke are fit to start. Big Ange has picked an extremely attacking team, with Rodrigo Bentancur playing Colin Calderwood in an Ossie Ardiles tribute XI. Brennan Johnson also comes back into the side. The four players who miss out are Radu Dragusin, Wilson Odobert, Yves Bissouma and Pape Sarr.
Jorginho replaces the suspended Declan Rice and will captain Arsenal in the absence of Martin Odegaard. Gabriel Martinelli replaces him, which gives Mikel Arteta a few options. Trossard or Havertz could drop into midfield, or Arsenal could play with a box. Raheem Sterling is among the substitutes.
David Hytner meets Pedro Porro
Since I was small, I have had to fight for everything. You had to be tough in my house. Often there wasnât any food. I know others have that situation, too, but that is how it was. That is why I have had to be tough. Itâs not necessarily a bad thing, this spirit. Itâs a winning spirit, as well. It can be positive within the game. Itâs been part of me since I started. If you want to reach the absolute top level, you have to be strong mentally.
Liverpool, Man City, Chelsea and now Arsenal. Raheem Sterling has had a career less ordinary.
Preamble
The calendar never lies, and today it says 15 September. Thatâs right, September. Not May, April or even December. You wouldnât know it from some of the previews of todayâs North London derby, which have stopped just short of opining that world peace depends on Team X getting a result.
All North London derbies matter, and theyâre usually great fun fun for the neutral. And both teams do need a result for different reasons. But itâs still September and itâs probably more conducive to world sanity if we try to remember that.
So, why it matters. Spurs need to improve their performances:points ratio, having taken only 10 from their last 10 league games, and Arsenal could be without their entire first-choice midfield for the first time in years. Thatâs not ideal when you are a) playing Tottenham and b) watching Erling Haaland gambol towards the horizon. If, say, Arsenal draw today and lose at the Etihad next Sunday, they will already be eight points behind Manchester City.
Then again, if they win them both theyâll be a point above City and at least six clear of Spurs. And whatever happens, there will still be 32 league games remaining. Itâs September, stupid.
Kick off 2pm.