Key events
Sunderland 2-2 Coventry: Maybe Cov donât need Mark Robins after all! Few saw this fightback from the Sky Blues coming but itâs been completed by Jack Rudoni, to leave the Stadium of Light utterly stunned.
GOAL! Crystal Palace 0-2 Fulham (Wilson ’83)
Move over Jhon Duran, Harry Wilson is the Premier Leagueâs new super-sub! Give him a start, Marco, you know you want to.
What a week the Welshman has had.
League One: Harvey Knibbs has helped Reading level up at Stevenage while Leyton Orient are storming to victory over Blackpool. Theyâre 3-0 up and cruising.
Southampton are huffing and puffing in search of a route back into this game against Wolves and, while itâs been nervy for the home side at times, their lack of penetration and precision in the final third is undermining Russell Martinâs team.
Red card: It goes from bad to worse for Palace, who have been outplayed by Fulham today. Daichi Kamada, who has been poor in general, is shown a straight red for a dreadful tackle.
Iâm very happy to publicise this email from Kevin Wilson as it makes a salient point:
Looking at that Brighton tweet with their line-up, presumably this is listed in order of player number. Am I wrong to find that incredibly annoying? List them in formation order!
Summerville hits the post for West Ham! That was the chance to turnaround their fortunes this afternoon, but itâs passed them by. The anguish goes on for Lopetegui.
José Sá has taken a couple of knocks today and found himself on the deck a fair bit. This latest one looks a bit nasty and the medical staff have taken their time to sort out the Wolves goalkeeper.
Bundesliga: Borussia Dortmund have been beaten at Mainz and Leverkusen held at Bochum. So itâs a good day for Vincent Kompany and Bayern Munich, who saw out a nervy 1-0 win at St Pauli, with Jamal Musiala netting the gameâs only goal.
Barry Glendenning is your man for this eveningâs south coast doozy.
League One: Last time I checked, it was Crawley 1-0 Huddersfield ⦠itâs now Crawley 2-2 Huddersfield with the latest goal coming from Herbie Kane.
Itâs a good day if your surname is Bogle. Omar has just scored for Crewe to take the lead at Walsall, with Jayden having drilled Leeds ahead at Elland Road.
Everton have threatened through Jesper Lindstrøm but a goal doesnât appear to be forthcoming at the London Stadium.
Oooh Sunderland have been pegged back by Coventryâs Haji Wright. A twist in the tale at the SoL?
Leeds are still in a precarious position against QPR, just 1-0 up. My mistake earlier on saying it was 2-0.
League One: Stockport are having heaps of fun against Bolton, 4-0 now. Birmingham have finally broken through against Northampton via marquee summer signing Jay Stansfield. Itâs hotting up atop the third tier.
Someone call Simon McMahon â Dundee United are in front against Ross County!
Team news has rolled in for the 5.30pm kick off:
GOAL! Brentford 3-2 Bournemouth (Wissa ’58)
Yoane Wissa is released through 1v1 and dinks it past Kepa in the Bournemouth goal. A fine finish.
Hands up if you left him on your FPL bench? Just me? Gah.
League One: Peterborough have five now against Cambridge and Stockport have raced to a 3-0 lead over Bolton. Goals, goals, goals.
GOAL! Wolves 2-0 Southampton (Cunha ’51)
Matheus Cunha could drag Wolves to survival all by himself, you know. This is certainly a precious, precious goal for Gary OâNeilâs side. What a ripper of a strike into the corner.
The former Atletico forward has been excellent this afternoon.
Smith Rowe at the double is he? Thereâs a VAR check for offside on this one ⦠Fulham think theyâve clinched a 2-0 lead at Selhurst Park.
They havenât. After an infuriatingly long check, the goal is chalked out.
Just 80 seconds between those two goals at the Gtech. Brentfordâs home games have provided some serious entertainment this season, although whether Thomas Frank will have truly enjoyed them is a different matter.
GOAL! Brentford 2-2 Bournemouth (Damsgaard ’50)
Like a basketball match! Itâs taken Brentford no time at all to respond, Mikkel Damsgaard doing the business for the hosts.
Heck of a game.
GOAL! Brentford 1-2 Bournemouth (Kluivert ’49)
Kluivert strikes for the visitors not long into the second half, turning home after a fine delivery from out wide.
Bournemouth have again played really nicely.
Second halves get under way around the country and itâs a dream start for the home side at Edgeley Park, Kyle Wooton makes it 2-0 for Stockport against Bolton.
Can West Ham muster something â anything â after the break? The signs for Julen Lopetegui are not good.
ESR = VG.
Half-time means celebrations chat can continue and Tom Hopkins adds some thoughts:
Itâs taking the shirt off and throwing it to one side for me. Whether you think itâs a stupid rule or not, itâs been an automatic yellow for donkeyâs years. Just do something else. If itâs really the case that players so completely lose the run of themselves in the moment that they canât help it, how are non-celebrations against former clubs a thing?
Yeah, less of the non-celebration. Letâs have more players going full Adebayor.
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Derby 1-1 Plymouth
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Leeds 1-0 QPR
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Norwich 0-1 Bristol C
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Portsmouth 2-0 Preston
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Sunderland 2-0 Coventry
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GOAL! Crystal Palace 0-1 Fulham (Smith Rowe ’45+2)
Palace switch off just before half-time, Lacroix conceding possession sloppily and Smith Roweâs shot squirms past Dean Henderson.
A big moment to break the deadlock in that London derby.
Goals are flying in now especially in the Championship and League One. While I wait for the half-time scores to roll in, hereâs your roundup of the second tier action so far today.
Important news from Charlie Pite on email:
Watching Orient vs Blackpool and thought you might like to know Sonny Perkins has just celebrated scoring the opener with a knee slide, albeit quite a cautious one.
Wayne Rooneyâs Plymouth are level at Wayne Rooneyâs former side Derby.
So much for that impenetrable Ramsâ home record and insurmountable Argyle away struggle.
Keep your celebration icks coming in. This one is from Justin Madson:
One celebration Iâd be okay never seeing again is putting the ball under the shirt and sucking the thumb. Just…. why?
As an expectant father myself, I semi-endorse this message, Jason. Choose one or the other. Doing them both simultaneously doesnât make sense.
Bankers for your Saturday afternoon acca* as follows:
*Obviously one of these games will now finish 3-3.
More tetchy rumblings from supporters in Wolverhampton. Southampton are knocking on that door ahead of the half-time whistle, with new England callup Harwood-Bellis flashing a header wide from a Saints corner.
Championship: Lowly Portsmouth have a precious lead at home to Preston courtesy of Josh Murphy, while Sunderland have doubled their lead over Coventry through an absolute wordly by Dennis Cirkin. The Stadium of Light is absolutely bouncing!
Itâs early days, but will anyone catch the Black Cats this season?
Talking of games lacking in excitement or eventfulness ⦠Crystal Palace v Fulham is still locked at 0-0 with both defences in charge as it stands.
All the reports coming from West Ham v Everton centre on how lifeless and lacklustre itâs been so far. Seems to be no danger of an opening for either team in east London.
Another celebrations-related email, this time from Ken Coogan who joins me in raging against modern cellies.
The knee-slide brings out the rage in me Iâm afraid to say. More and more, I find myself going back to watching YouTube clips of goals (mostly by Liverpool) from the 1980s, to marvel at such straight-ahead, no-nonsense goal celebrations. Most of which were signed off by a handshake. Not a single knee slide in sight.
BRING BACK THE HANDSHAKE.
League One: Will Collar has scored for Stockport to take the lead against Bolton in that all-Greater Manchester clash. Stevenage lead Reading 1-0 against the run of play. Incidentally, Will Collar uses the same barber as me. Big W.
Southampton are enjoying a heck of a lot of possession at Wolves and the home fans at Molineux, typically rather restless, are becoming ⦠restless. Even though that Saints leveller was ruled out, the momentum seems to be withe the away team.
GOAL! Brentford 1-1 Bournemouth (Wissa ’27)
A long throw-in finds its way to Yoane Wissa, who fires Brentford level at the back post!
You just knew thereâd be goals in this game didnât you?
Letâs check in at the London Stadium ⦠oh.