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62nd over: New Zealand 210-9 (Mitchell 47, OâRourke 0) A no-ball and a wide nudge New Zealandâs lead up to 60. Will Mitchell go big now?
âNay, Tanya, Nay and thrice Nay! A dog is The Hundred. Continually demanding our attention, constantly on guard for threats and an irritation when all you want is an August afternoon watching Lancashire make 127 all out and Somerset reply with 225-1.â Gary Naylor, I will never be able to read your County Cricket Talking Points in the same way.
WICKET! Southee c Root b Atkinson (New Zealand 209-9)
Southee clears the decks for take-off once more, but this time the ball flies to Joe Root at deep midwicket, who accepts with both hands as he flops to earth.
61st over: New Zealand 209-8 (Mitchell 47, Southee 12)
Ade Couper has his pencil hovering over the England card. âWas mulling over the England batting order- is there a case for Stokes batting at 3, then have Pope keep wicket & bat at 6 or 7? Stokes on his day is more than equal to batting at 1st down, while Pope can have a similar role to, say, Moeen or Alec Stewart, ie being a reliable middle/late order batter?â My bones say no.
Mitchell knocks an easy single and Carse dives to stop, ends up pancake flat on his stomach.
60th over: New Zealand 207-8 (Mitchell 48, Southee 12) Southee, on his farewell tour, has a huge slog at Atkinson. Misses. Then gets a toe end which is well stopped by a diving Pope. Finally gets bat on ball and gives Atkinson a taste of his own medicine by swinging with style and clocking SIX. And another one! Legs wide apart, bang over deep square, and just over Joe Root. He does have previousâ¦
âIâm proud to say I have a cat sat either side of me. Eros and Hera,â taps Alistair Connor. â They show no interest in the rugby Iâm watching : catching up on Ireland-Aus. I no longer feel the visceral hatred a true Kiwi is supposed to feel for any Australian sports team (possibly because I have a daughter in Melbourne), and this crew are very entertaining.â
They take DRINKS.
59th over: New Zealand 194-8 (Mitchell 45, Southee 0) Carse continues. In the background hands reach into cool bags. And why not. The lead, incidentally, is 43
Hello Guy Hornsby! âSaturday night and where else would we be but watching Test cricket, Tanya? Rock, and indeed, roll. Iâm still pleasantly surprised by how England went overnight last time, and while theyâre odds-on to win this, it feels theyâre letting too many easy runs so far this session. [This was sent about 20 mins ago â Ed]
(P.s. we have a new cat, Ziggy, in our house and I can confirm that this 6-month old ball of black furry greatness is much more T20 than Test, but heâs only young!) Gorgeous.
These are my feline companions:
Stokes stops bowling mid-over!
58th over: New Zealand 193-8 (Mitchell 45, Southee 0) Not a good sign. Stokes stops bowling after three balls and hands the job to Atkinson. He doesnât go off the field but this will be a big worry for England. Atkinson promptly scones Southee on the grill.
WICKET! Henry lbw Carse 1 (New Zealand 192-8)
ON. THE. MONEY. Full and fast. Henry doesnât bother reviewing. Carse has his first Test five fer and England are suddenly on the charge.
57th over: New Zealand 192-8 (Mitchell 44, Southee 0) Five wickets for Carse, to match four in the first innings. What a few months heâs had â a betting ban followed by international honours and a speedy adjustment to the demands of Test cricket.
WICKET! Smith lbw Carse 21 (New Zealand 190-7)
Smith reviews but more in hope than expectation. It crashes into his knee roll and would have hit the top of leg stump.
56th over: New Zealand 190-6 (Smith 21, Mitchell 43) Stokes huffs and puffs. A lovely looking shot from Smith, a push through the covers â brings three. With half an hour gone, New Zealand are looking remarkably untroubled.
55th over: New Zealand 184-6 (Smith 17, Mitchell 41) Carse, shirt untucked as always, sprays in a few more bouncers and Smith ducks happily beneath. All good energy for Brendan McCullum thinking Ashes bound a year on.
54th over: New Zealand 182-6 (Smith 15, Mitchell 41) Stokes continues. Throws in a no ball. And another as a tricksy bounces forces Smith to duck. New Zealand have resisted for 20 doughty minutes. Mitchell, who averages 72 against England, continues his thorn-like progress.
53rd over: New Zealand 176-6 (Smith 12, Mitchell 40)
âMorning / Evening Tanya. New Zealand and England are always worth watching, but it will take something special for the Black Caps to turn this around. So, your friend has kittens you say? Are they watching, or busy making you biscuits for lunch? We got two kittens back in the summer, after 15 years as dog owners. Sisters who we named Margo and Olive. They are magnificent creatures. Cats are the animal world equivalent of Test cricket I reckon. They know theyâre the best, and pity anyone who doesnât agree. If I could watch Test cricket with a cat by my side for eternity, Iâd be a happy man.â
The kittens are adorable (Paris and Stella) but I must disagree Simon McMahon. The dog is the pet equivalent of Test cricket .
52nd over: New Zealand 172-6 (Smith 11, Mitchell 37) While the cat on the carpet in front of me plays with a carrot attached to a fishing rod, Stokes charges in. The sky is blue, the hills are bonny, the ground is full. Another four slips through the cordon.
51st over: New Zealand 166-6 (Smith 10, Mitchell 32) The dangerous Brydon Carse bounds in like a hungry panther. Smith pings him for two consecutive fours, one guided cleverly between slip and gully.
50th over: New Zealand 157-6 (Smith 2, Mitchell 32) Stokes starts with a loosener as the Barmy Army riff through a full-throated Jerusalem. Stokesâ hair is Compton Brylcreem with touch of mullet. A couple of singles gets the Kiwis up and running.
David Gower is ringing the starting bell and Ben Stokes has the ball. Here we go.
Chris Woakes is taking David Gower through the Kane Williamson plan. âIdeally you get him out early, thatâs when heâs most vulnerable. I think about fourth/fifth stump thatâs where everyoneâs susceptible. Then its all a about using the crease. It is nice when an over comes together like that.â
Mmmmm. 25 degrees with a nice breeze, and an oatmeal pitch.
Bon soir Alistair Connor in Lyon: âItâs very decent of the Guardian to OBO overnight Tests. My routine is to follow until midnight, then go to bed and in the morning, try to scroll back without learning the score so I can maintain the suspense while I catch up. Gummy half-closed eyes are an advantage. I could probably get a free-to-air NZ TV feed, but then I âd have to stay up all night.
âThis series has huge potential. Our lot go one down, no doubt, but the sides are well-matched.â
Itâs definitely a tasty side-dish to the run-up to Christmas.
âA nice flat pristine surface,â says Jeremy Coney, looking neat and trim. âFor a day four surface, it looks pretty good and if you can get yourself in, runs are available.
The Wisden editor rubs it in:
Play is due to start at 10pm GMT. While youâre waiting, read about Harry Brook having jam on his toast.
Preamble
Hello! In this tail-chasing Test cricketing winter, where Sri Lanka chased New Zealand who chased India who chased Australia, England (chased down in turn by Pakistan) now close their jaws on the frisky Kiwi tail. With a lead of just four, and only four wickets in hand, New Zealand will struggle to keep the crowds, lolling deliciously at the gorgeous Hagley Oval, entertained after lunch, let alone into day five.
England utilised day three to the full â Harry Brook blissing out with yet another score of 150 plus, Ben Stokes with a restrained 80 and some plentiful biffing by Carse and Atkinson. Henry finished with four wickets, Smith with three. New Zealand, who dropped eight catches as England rocked and rolled towards 500, faltered early in their second innings. Williamson orchestrated a steady-as-she-goes recovery, but Chris Woakes outwitted him – Williamson and new man Blundell caught in successive balls. Three wickets too for the unstoppable Carse.
Iâm in my friendâs lovely house in Marlow, being entertained by their kittens. Wherever you are, do drop me a line.